Jay Quote #440
Quote from Jay in Disneyland
Jay: Must be nice to get out of those shoes for a minute.
Gloria: I don't know what you talking about.
Jay: Nothing. I'm just making conversation. Hey. Check it out. I bought one of those souvenir photos with you and Manny on the ride. Boy, it looks like you're having a good time. Wait a minute. What's that in your hand? Are those shoes?
Gloria: I'm not even sure that that is us, Jay.
Jay: Why are you walking around in pain? Just admit the shoes were a bad idea.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Disneyland’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] We're doing a stock market project in school, and today's the last day. We all get a thousand fake dollars to invest, and as the market closed yesterday, I'm in the lead. I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I will be the richest. Which is good because the ladies love that, and I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] When Claire and Mitchell were young, their mom and I were gonna take them to Disneyland. But that morning, Dede and I got in this huge fight over something or other - surprise, surprise - and I ended up taking them on my own. Claire's biggest fear was running into the evil queen. My biggest fear was that I married her.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Okay, everybody's looking at us. I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.