Jay Quote #438
Quote from Jay in Disneyland
Claire: Oh, look at this. I think I've inadvertently set up my 14-year-old with a college boy.
Jay: The boy was your doing?
Claire: Yes. Yes, and he was perfect, and Haley was into him until, of course, we ran into Dylan. I mean, come on, dad. What are the odds of that happening?
Jay: It's a small world.
Claire: Yes, it is.
Jay: You see what I did there?
Claire: I did.
Jay: 'Cause it's a ride.
Claire: I got it. Got it, dad. I got it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Disneyland’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] We're doing a stock market project in school, and today's the last day. We all get a thousand fake dollars to invest, and as the market closed yesterday, I'm in the lead. I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I will be the richest. Which is good because the ladies love that, and I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] When Claire and Mitchell were young, their mom and I were gonna take them to Disneyland. But that morning, Dede and I got in this huge fight over something or other - surprise, surprise - and I ended up taking them on my own. Claire's biggest fear was running into the evil queen. My biggest fear was that I married her.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Okay, everybody's looking at us. I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.