Jay Quote #434
Quote from Jay in Disneyland
Jay: Really? Those shoes? What? Do you know how much walking you have to do at Disneyland? Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters?
Gloria: I like wearing the high heels. I'm fine.
Jay: It's just like that jacket you refuse to bring when I say, "Take a jacket." [as Gloria] "Don't tell me what to do! I'm fine!" Huh? And you're not fine. You're cold and shivering, and I look like the jerk who won't give his wife a jacket, so I do, and then I'm cold and shivering, and I brought a jacket.
Gloria: Are you done with your boring jacket story? Because we're going to hit traffic.
Jay: Tell you one thing. I'm not gonna give you my shoes.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Disneyland’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] We're doing a stock market project in school, and today's the last day. We all get a thousand fake dollars to invest, and as the market closed yesterday, I'm in the lead. I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I will be the richest. Which is good because the ladies love that, and I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] When Claire and Mitchell were young, their mom and I were gonna take them to Disneyland. But that morning, Dede and I got in this huge fight over something or other - surprise, surprise - and I ended up taking them on my own. Claire's biggest fear was running into the evil queen. My biggest fear was that I married her.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Okay, everybody's looking at us. I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.