Jay Quote #433
Quote from Jay in Planes, Train and Cars
Jay: That's not the plan.
Gloria: If you wanna go there so bad, that's the only way you're gonna get there.
Jay: I'm not trying to get me there. I'm trying to get you there!
Gloria: What?
Jay: Look I may have exaggerated the size kahuna I was. I may not technically have been a kahuna. I was shy, and I spent most of my time on the bench.
Gloria: But you always made it sound like you-
Jay: Oh, I know what I made it sound like. People didn't expect much from me, and, um, they certainly didn't expect me to end up with somebody like you.
Gloria: So this is all about you parading me around like a trophy?
Jay: Yes.
Gloria: Why didn't you say so? I can be a trophy! Come on. We need to get this up to Pebble Beach.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Planes, Train and Cars’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] This weekend, we're going up to Pebble Beach. I'm gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with. Man, those were the good old days.
Gloria: Yeah, unless you were a woman, black, Hispanic, or gay.
Jay: True, but if you were a straight white guy who played football, you really couldn't have a bad day.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: No, the lengths that we're going to for a stuffed animal. You know, Cam, maybe it's time Lily learned about loss.
Cameron: No, she's 3, and I know. Do you know how many times I had to say good-bye to a furry friend on the farm?
Mitchell: And didn't it make you stronger?
Cameron: Yeah, because I was a growing boy and they were chock-full of protein. But it was still heartbreaking.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Gloria, it's either this, or we're in the motel.
Manny: I don't like the sound of that. A lot of amenities disappear when an "H" becomes an "M."
Jay: You know, when I met you, you were eating cereal out of a bucket.