Gloria Quote #268
Quote from Gloria in The Last Walt
Manny: I'm in trouble?
Gloria: You are 13. You're not supposed to be vacuuming the party. You're supposed to be enjoying the party.
Haley: Exactly.
Gloria: A party that you shouldn't have been having!
Manny: It seems like you're sending mixed signals here.
Haley: Yeah, maybe I should get my friends and just leave.
Gloria: No, you're in trouble, little young lady. You're having this party!
Manny: What? They've been using glassware by the pool, putting feet on the furniture, and begging girls to kiss each other.
Gloria: Yes! All the things that you should have been doing! Yeah, all those things are fine. Go. Have fun and go crazy.
Haley: But he's gonna ruin my party.
Gloria: Two birds with one bullet.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Walt’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: [aside to camera] Walt, our elderly next door neighbor, died. He and Luke were pretty close, so we have to tell him. I'm a little nervous about it.
Phil: I think we should break it to him slowly.
Claire: Like how?
Phil: Well, first we'd say, "Luke, your friend Walt has a cold. You shouldn't go over there." Next day, "Bad news. Walt's in the hospital, but he's still cracking jokes with the nurses." Next day, "They're trying an experimental drug. Fingers crossed." Next day, "His body rebelled. He's in a coma." Next day, he rallies. Next day, coma. Next day, coma. Next day, coma. Next day, eye flutter.
Claire: Stop. Just stop. Stop.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh. Oh, Luke, we have some bad news for you. It's about Walt. I'm afraid he passed away.
Phil: Um, it happened yesterday. He finished writing an angry letter to the postmaster general, and he just fell asleep.
Luke: Okay.
Phil: It was very peaceful. Not the letter. That was full of threats, but...
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Oh, I missed a call from my dad.
Cameron: Oh, let me guess. Is he calling to cancel? What's his excuse this time?
Mitchell: You know, that's a really mean thing to assume, Cam. I really wish you'd give my dad a break for once.
Cameron: Oh, please. You know Jay doesn't like my dad. He thinks he's some bumpkin from the sticks. Well, I will have you know that Merle Stonewall Tucker is one of the most respected farmers in all of Hell's Hollow, Missouri.
Mitchell: Okay, you're not hearing yourself.