Phil Quote #601
Quote from Phil in Election Day
Walt: What the hell's wrong with her? She sounds drunk!
Phil: It's a tooth thing.
Walt: [beeping] Uh-oh.
Phil: What's wrong?
Walt: Oh, I'm almost out of air. Oh, boy.
Phil: Is that serious?
Walt: Is oxygen serious?
Phil: You know what? I lost a ton of time getting your glasses. I'm just gonna drop you at home. You can get your air. I can drive other people.
Walt: I don't have any more tanks at home.
Phil: Why? That seems like bad planning.
Walt: Well, I forgot to order them. My pills make me forget things. Oh, shoot! I gotta take my pill!
Phil: Please tell me you have it with you.
Walt: Of course I do, but I have to take 'em with food. Don't I?
Phil: Are you asking me?
Walt: Uh, yes! I do take them with food! Ooh. I don't feel so well.
Phil: Okay, I'll get you whatever you want! I'll get you the air, I'll get you the food.
Walt: Then I'll vote for your drunk wife.
Phil: That is not her drunk voice!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: All right. How about this? If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you won't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Alex: Vote for Claire! [hanging up] Luke! What are you doing? You can't say that!
Luke: Oh, like she'd be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep.
Quote from Phil
Walt: Uh, we need to make a quick stop. I gotta pick up my new glasses.
Phil: No can do. I, uh I got a lot of people waitin', so-
Walt: It'll just take two minutes. I can't even see the ballot without my glasses. I mark the wrong box, next thing you know I'll be married to a guy.
Phil: Yeah, I- I don't think it's mandatory, Walt.
Walt: I'm a good dancer. They'll come for me.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Claire likes to win. When she was 8, a little Girl Scout friend of hers bragged she could sell the most cookies. Damn if Claire didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes. Best part is Claire wasn't even a Girl Scout.