Cameron Quote #407
Quote from Cameron in Election Day
Cameron: [over loud speaker] They will break all your buttons and say you brought it in that way.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Turns out we had a lot of axes to grind.
Cameron: And a hybrid, so there was virtually no stopping us.
[montage:]
Mitchell: Do not see that movie! You will neither laugh nor cry!
Cameron: "Best pizza in the city"? Not even the best pizza on this street.
Mitchell: They do not do the hair of the people on those pictures!
Cameron: "Totally free checking"? Don't bank on it!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: All right. How about this? If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you won't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Alex: Vote for Claire! [hanging up] Luke! What are you doing? You can't say that!
Luke: Oh, like she'd be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep.
Quote from Phil
Walt: Uh, we need to make a quick stop. I gotta pick up my new glasses.
Phil: No can do. I, uh I got a lot of people waitin', so-
Walt: It'll just take two minutes. I can't even see the ballot without my glasses. I mark the wrong box, next thing you know I'll be married to a guy.
Phil: Yeah, I- I don't think it's mandatory, Walt.
Walt: I'm a good dancer. They'll come for me.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Claire likes to win. When she was 8, a little Girl Scout friend of hers bragged she could sell the most cookies. Damn if Claire didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes. Best part is Claire wasn't even a Girl Scout.