Jay Quote #418
Quote from Jay in Election Day
Jay: [aside to camera] Actually, I don't know how she took it, 'cause I wasn't there. We dated a few weeks, then after we, you know, I slipped out of her house before she woke up and never called her again. Put my pants on in her yard, put the car in neutral, let it roll down the driveway, lights off. Hey, I can't talk about this anymore.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: All right. How about this? If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you won't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Alex: Vote for Claire! [hanging up] Luke! What are you doing? You can't say that!
Luke: Oh, like she'd be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep.
Quote from Phil
Walt: Uh, we need to make a quick stop. I gotta pick up my new glasses.
Phil: No can do. I, uh I got a lot of people waitin', so-
Walt: It'll just take two minutes. I can't even see the ballot without my glasses. I mark the wrong box, next thing you know I'll be married to a guy.
Phil: Yeah, I- I don't think it's mandatory, Walt.
Walt: I'm a good dancer. They'll come for me.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Claire likes to win. When she was 8, a little Girl Scout friend of hers bragged she could sell the most cookies. Damn if Claire didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes. Best part is Claire wasn't even a Girl Scout.