Jay Quote #417
Quote from Jay in Election Day
Gloria: What happened back there?
Jay: Line was too long. I couldn't wait.
Gloria: I've seen you wait 45 minutes in line for sherbet!
Jay: Well, I happen to like sherbet, okay? That place I take you has the greatest sherbet on the West Coast. They got lime sherbet, they got coconut sherbet.
Gloria: Why are we talking about sherbet?
Manny: He's clearly changing the subject.
Jay: Why aren't you in school?
Manny: He's doing it again.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: All right. How about this? If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you won't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Alex: Vote for Claire! [hanging up] Luke! What are you doing? You can't say that!
Luke: Oh, like she'd be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep.
Quote from Phil
Walt: Uh, we need to make a quick stop. I gotta pick up my new glasses.
Phil: No can do. I, uh I got a lot of people waitin', so-
Walt: It'll just take two minutes. I can't even see the ballot without my glasses. I mark the wrong box, next thing you know I'll be married to a guy.
Phil: Yeah, I- I don't think it's mandatory, Walt.
Walt: I'm a good dancer. They'll come for me.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Claire likes to win. When she was 8, a little Girl Scout friend of hers bragged she could sell the most cookies. Damn if Claire didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes. Best part is Claire wasn't even a Girl Scout.