Claire Quote #259
Quote from Claire in Election Day
Cameron: Oh, my God. Look at that. There's a trash can right there, and that guy just threw his paper on the sidewalk. [over loud speaker] Hey! You in the yellow jacket. Pick it up and put it in the trash.
Mitchell: Oh, my God. He did it.
Cameron: Yes, he did.
Mitchell: Ooh, here. Let me try one. [over loud speaker] I'll try- Hey, dragon tattoo, no jaywalking!
Cameron: Oh, my gosh. This is an instrument of power. How could they not sell tacos?
Mitchell: You know what we could do with this thing? Cam, we could really make a difference. We could be the voice of change.
Cameron: Ooh, I got it! Let's go yell at the dry cleaner that lost my shirt.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: All right. How about this? If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you won't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Alex: Vote for Claire! [hanging up] Luke! What are you doing? You can't say that!
Luke: Oh, like she'd be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep.
Quote from Phil
Walt: Uh, we need to make a quick stop. I gotta pick up my new glasses.
Phil: No can do. I, uh I got a lot of people waitin', so-
Walt: It'll just take two minutes. I can't even see the ballot without my glasses. I mark the wrong box, next thing you know I'll be married to a guy.
Phil: Yeah, I- I don't think it's mandatory, Walt.
Walt: I'm a good dancer. They'll come for me.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Claire likes to win. When she was 8, a little Girl Scout friend of hers bragged she could sell the most cookies. Damn if Claire didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes. Best part is Claire wasn't even a Girl Scout.