Phil Quote #592
Quote from Phil in Send Out the Clowns
Mitzi Roth: What are you doing here?
Phil: Hey, um, I-I brought you some soup. You know, I thought about it, and maybe I did push you. So how's the ankle?
Mitzi Roth: Oh, come on, Dunphy. You know I flopped. Haven't you ever seen an NBA game? Oh, I'm sorry. In your case, WNBA.
Phil: So that was all a ruse?
Mitzi Roth: The oldest trick in the book. You need to step up your game, son. You know what? I almost feel sorry for you. Come here. Give me a big hug. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No hard feelings, huh?
Phil: None at all. Because I just recorded your entire confession right here on my-
Mitzi Roth: Spy pen? Second-oldest trick in the book. Oh, God. A real man would have just poisoned the soup. Are we done here?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Send Out the Clowns’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Kids are looking for role models. Why do you think Fonzie was so popular?
Gloria: He told people that they were rich, but really took their money with his scheme?
Jay: No, that's a- Yes. Those people were victims of a Fonzie scheme.
Quote from Manny
[montage:]
Manny: Salutations, Wyatt. I'm so glad you're joining me for an afternoon of mirth.
Manny: Ah, good evening, Reuben-San. May I ask you to remove your shoes? Tonight, we are going Japanese.
Manny: Ah! Hebalaboo ridabeley lai mubay rumboo. I invented a new language this morning.