Mitchell Quote #292
Quote from Mitchell in Send Out the Clowns
Cameron: Hey! We're back!
Mitchell: Hey, I-I just finished cleaning the kitchen, so if anyone has to do a spit take, please do it over the sink.
Lewis: We felt really bad about that, so we got you a present.
Mitchell: What- What's the deal with this? I open it up and snakes fly out, or a fire?
Lewis: No, we just know that you like to read.
Cameron: Yeah.
Lewis: So open it. [Mitchell opens the book and a flame appears] Aah! Got him!
Mitchell: No. No. That's exactly what I expected. 'Member, when I told you?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Send Out the Clowns’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Kids are looking for role models. Why do you think Fonzie was so popular?
Gloria: He told people that they were rich, but really took their money with his scheme?
Jay: No, that's a- Yes. Those people were victims of a Fonzie scheme.
Quote from Manny
[montage:]
Manny: Salutations, Wyatt. I'm so glad you're joining me for an afternoon of mirth.
Manny: Ah, good evening, Reuben-San. May I ask you to remove your shoes? Tonight, we are going Japanese.
Manny: Ah! Hebalaboo ridabeley lai mubay rumboo. I invented a new language this morning.