Gloria Quote #256
Quote from Gloria in Send Out the Clowns
Gloria: You were right. This boy is not here to see Manny.
Jay: I told you. You see the way he looks at me?
Gloria: No, Fonzie, the way he looks at me. He couldn't talk. He kept staring. He was just like my teachers back in school.
Jay: Gloria, you're very pretty. But the kid idolizes me.
Gloria: Really? Griffin! Manny! Do you want to go with Jay to ride his motorcycle, or you want to go with me to the supermarket and buy a couple of onions?
Manny: Motorcycle rides!
Griffin: Onions sound good.
Jay: Huh. Guess he has a thing for you, too.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Send Out the Clowns’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Kids are looking for role models. Why do you think Fonzie was so popular?
Gloria: He told people that they were rich, but really took their money with his scheme?
Jay: No, that's a- Yes. Those people were victims of a Fonzie scheme.
Quote from Manny
[montage:]
Manny: Salutations, Wyatt. I'm so glad you're joining me for an afternoon of mirth.
Manny: Ah, good evening, Reuben-San. May I ask you to remove your shoes? Tonight, we are going Japanese.
Manny: Ah! Hebalaboo ridabeley lai mubay rumboo. I invented a new language this morning.