Cameron Quote #401
Quote from Cameron in Send Out the Clowns
Lily: Teach me to juggle!
Lewis: It's very simple. The key is to be aware of where everything is at all times. [crashes into refrigerator]
Cameron: And don't forget the importance of balance! [falls]
Mitchell: Oh! Whoa! Okay. Okay. Come on.
Cameron: I think I cracked my eggs.
Lewis: [spit take] We're out of eggs? Are you yolking? And I haven't eaten in five days!
Cameron: [spit take] Five days! Are you cereal? [slips]
Mitchell: Lily, don't ever do that.
Lily: [spit take on Mitchell]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Send Out the Clowns’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Kids are looking for role models. Why do you think Fonzie was so popular?
Gloria: He told people that they were rich, but really took their money with his scheme?
Jay: No, that's a- Yes. Those people were victims of a Fonzie scheme.
Quote from Manny
[montage:]
Manny: Salutations, Wyatt. I'm so glad you're joining me for an afternoon of mirth.
Manny: Ah, good evening, Reuben-San. May I ask you to remove your shoes? Tonight, we are going Japanese.
Manny: Ah! Hebalaboo ridabeley lai mubay rumboo. I invented a new language this morning.