Cameron Quote #399
Quote from Cameron in Send Out the Clowns
Lewis: What about you, Fizzy? Or you gonna come or you gonna break up this party, too? Hey, shotgun, bitches!
Cameron: I should, you know, probably go. You know, for- for Al.
Mitchell: Oh, yeah, no, of course. But, hey, listen, don't let him get to you, all right?
Cameron: No. It's fine. It's all seltzer under the bridge. Just one drink, and then I'll be home.
Mitchell: Okay. Just drive me home first?
Cameron: No, you, uh, you- You take the car. I, uh, I'll go with the guys.
Mitchell: In that tiny car? How are you all possibly gonna- Forget I asked!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Send Out the Clowns’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Kids are looking for role models. Why do you think Fonzie was so popular?
Gloria: He told people that they were rich, but really took their money with his scheme?
Jay: No, that's a- Yes. Those people were victims of a Fonzie scheme.
Quote from Manny
[montage:]
Manny: Salutations, Wyatt. I'm so glad you're joining me for an afternoon of mirth.
Manny: Ah, good evening, Reuben-San. May I ask you to remove your shoes? Tonight, we are going Japanese.
Manny: Ah! Hebalaboo ridabeley lai mubay rumboo. I invented a new language this morning.