Phil Quote #581
Haley: What?! I could kill someone! No, I can't hear you! This stupid phone gets no reception in this stupid house! Aah!
Phil: Dear God, no.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I'd heard rumors. Yeah, we all had. That females living or working in close quarters could eventually get on the same cycle. But I always assumed that was a story designed to keep women out of submarine corps.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Leap Day’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Leap day is stupid.
Jay: You're not understanding the logic behind it. A year is actually 365.25 days. Every four years, we gain one day. If we didn't adjust the calendar in, say, 40 years, February would almost be January.
Gloria: That's not my problem, and it's definitely not your problem.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I totally missed the connection. A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema's most famous tornado.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Happy Birthday to me.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: I'm 10!
Mitchell: 40!
Cameron: I was born February 29th, and there have been ten of those in my lifetime, therefore I'm 10! It's fun.
Mitchell: It's so much fun.