Phil Quote #579
Quote from Phil in Virgin Territory
Haley: I'll see you guys later. I'm going to Abby's.
Claire: Bye, honey. Have fun.
Phil: Have fun, you! With Abby! [to Claire] We've confirmed Abby's a real person and a female?
Claire: Yes, sweetie. We met her. Honey, we can't treat Haley differently just because we both know what we know about her.
Phil: I know. I just need time. So Dylan told you? Why didn't he tell me? He and I used to share everything.
Claire: You're upset about a lot of things.
Phil: Okay, I won't obsess over it. I just wanna ask you one thing. How long have you known?
Claire: Three months.
Phil: So this giant thing happened to our first born, and you kept me in the dark about it for three whole months?
Claire: I'm sorry. I just wasn't sure how you'd feel.
Phil: [hugs Claire] Thank you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Virgin Territory’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Do you think it would be offensive if I asked our daughter to walk on my back?
Phil: I'd say so. I just offered to give you a massage.
Quote from Haley
Haley: What were you thinking saying that in front of him?
Alex: I'm sorry. It slipped out. Besides, I figured he knew. Mom knows.
Haley: Only because she dragged it out of Dylan. And she promised not to tell dad until I left for college, which means he might have never found out.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Let me buy Lily a new doll. It's my fault Cam fell.
Mitchell: No, no need. Uh, the My Sweet Companion store actually has a hospital with an on-call doctor.
Phil: Well, I can go. I'm taking the girls to the mall anyway.
Mitchell: Oh, that'd be great.
Cameron: Yeah. And don't worry. She has medical insurance.
Mitchell: Yeah, and I think we've met our deductible for the year, so you should be good.
Cameron: Yeah.
Gloria: Do you know what a doll is in my village? An apple on a fork!