Jay Quote #410

Quote from Jay in Virgin Territory

Mitchell: I just want you to know I get why you're upset, okay? That- That day you got the hole-in-one, it meant a lot to you. And I I marred it. But it meant a lot to me, too. We had a steak dinner, you gave me my first beer, and, uh, it was one of the greatest days we ever spent together. And it wasn't about some meaningless hole-in-one, it was about us.
Jay: No. It was about a hole-in-one.
Mitchell: Yes. Yes. A-a little bit, maybe. But mostly, it was about how we bonded.
Jay: I thought I hit a ball straight from the tee really, really far into a tiny hole.
Mitchell: Okay. Well, when will I learn?
Jay: And it wasn't your first beer, anyway.
Mitchell: Yes, it was, dad, but I wouldn't expect you to remember.
Jay: It was your 14th birthday. You asked me for a sip of mine. Your mom yelled at you in front of all your friends, said you were just a baby. You ran outside in tears, which, unfortunately, supported your mom's argument. Anyway, I came out with a couple of beers. We drank 'em on the porch watching the storm clouds coming in.

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 ‘Virgin Territory’ Quotes

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Quote from Haley

Haley: What were you thinking saying that in front of him?
Alex: I'm sorry. It slipped out. Besides, I figured he knew. Mom knows.
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Quote from Gloria

Phil: Let me buy Lily a new doll. It's my fault Cam fell.
Mitchell: No, no need. Uh, the My Sweet Companion store actually has a hospital with an on-call doctor.
Phil: Well, I can go. I'm taking the girls to the mall anyway.
Mitchell: Oh, that'd be great.
Cameron: Yeah. And don't worry. She has medical insurance.
Mitchell: Yeah, and I think we've met our deductible for the year, so you should be good.
Cameron: Yeah.
Gloria: Do you know what a doll is in my village? An apple on a fork!