Mitchell Quote #284
Quote from Mitchell in Virgin Territory
Mitchell: I-I'm sorry to interrupt, but my dad never lied to you guys.
Jay: Mitchell.
Mitchell: No, he didn't even know until today that he never made the hole-in-one.
Jay: Okay.
Mitchell: But the fact that he couldn't live with himself when he found out, and he raced down here to confess to you, that just shows the kind of man he is. He is a hole-in-one kind of man.
Stan: You never got a hole-in-one?
Jay: I didn't tell them.
Mitchell: So this is the gang. Introduce me.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Virgin Territory’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Do you think it would be offensive if I asked our daughter to walk on my back?
Phil: I'd say so. I just offered to give you a massage.
Quote from Haley
Haley: What were you thinking saying that in front of him?
Alex: I'm sorry. It slipped out. Besides, I figured he knew. Mom knows.
Haley: Only because she dragged it out of Dylan. And she promised not to tell dad until I left for college, which means he might have never found out.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Let me buy Lily a new doll. It's my fault Cam fell.
Mitchell: No, no need. Uh, the My Sweet Companion store actually has a hospital with an on-call doctor.
Phil: Well, I can go. I'm taking the girls to the mall anyway.
Mitchell: Oh, that'd be great.
Cameron: Yeah. And don't worry. She has medical insurance.
Mitchell: Yeah, and I think we've met our deductible for the year, so you should be good.
Cameron: Yeah.
Gloria: Do you know what a doll is in my village? An apple on a fork!