Gloria Quote #241
Quote from Gloria in Aunt Mommy
Manny: The big one, remember? One of the first ones we found. It was at the bottom of the gutter in the street.
Gloria: Ay, yes. We put the gum at the bottom of your walking stick. Ay, look at this one-- the green one, the one we found at the floor of my taxi.
Jay: Your taxi?
Gloria: Yes. Before I had somebody running my life for me, I used to drive a taxi at night. Manny would sleep in the seat next to me. One time, I had to hit the brakes so hard that he fell into the floor and he found the penny.
Manny: Pretty lucky, huh?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Aunt Mommy’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: I have to go show a house. But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s?
Haley & Alex: Bi.
Haley: You've done that one before.
Phil: And it never gets old. Like the good Captain Fantastic himself.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mom heard us say we were bored.
Phil: Suckers.
Alex: She heard us from outside.
Haley: She has super good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact that-- Wait, the dogs aren't blind. Wait. Are they? No, that wouldn't make sense.
Alex: You're right. If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: It's perfect! It's our chance to have a baby that's part me, part you!
Mitchell: No, no! It's part you and part Claire. I'm nowhere in there. And it's not like I can pretend. It's- She's not some egg donor that we don't know. It's Claire. You know, we see her all the time. And what are we supposed to tell the baby? "Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!"
Cameron: Adorable.
Mitchell: No, not adorable. Appalachian.