Phil Quote #564
Quote from Phil in Aunt Mommy
Phil: Oh, so sorry. It's the boss. [answering phone] Hey.
Claire: Hi. I'm on my way home. I've been calling Haley, but nobody's answering. Is everything okay there?
Phil: Everything here is great.
Claire: Oh, thank God. Did you put the chair out front?
Phil: Not yet.
Claire: Honey, you're gonna miss the trash pickup.
Phil: Don't worry. If they don't take it, someone else will.
Claire: Who is gonna pick up that ratty chair off our lawn?
Phil: Are you kidding? It's in great shape. Super cozy. People are always commenting on it. Trust me, it'll be gone by the end of the day.
Claire: Please, just do it now.
Phil: I can't. [to Steven and Stefan] I'm so sorry. [on phone] When I'm done with these clients, I'll call Luke and Leon. I know I can talk them into it.
Steven: We are not losing this house to Luke and Leon.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Aunt Mommy’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: I have to go show a house. But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s?
Haley & Alex: Bi.
Haley: You've done that one before.
Phil: And it never gets old. Like the good Captain Fantastic himself.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mom heard us say we were bored.
Phil: Suckers.
Alex: She heard us from outside.
Haley: She has super good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact that-- Wait, the dogs aren't blind. Wait. Are they? No, that wouldn't make sense.
Alex: You're right. If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: It's perfect! It's our chance to have a baby that's part me, part you!
Mitchell: No, no! It's part you and part Claire. I'm nowhere in there. And it's not like I can pretend. It's- She's not some egg donor that we don't know. It's Claire. You know, we see her all the time. And what are we supposed to tell the baby? "Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!"
Cameron: Adorable.
Mitchell: No, not adorable. Appalachian.