Phil Quote #535
Quote from Phil in Lifetime Supply
[flashback:]
Chip: So, Phil Dunphy, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Phil: Well, Chip, I'm married to a great lady- Hi, Claire! And I have a baby girl. Um, I'm a real estate agent, and I enjoy playing checkers.
Chip: Okay.
Phil: Both Chinese and American. And, uh, I am a fan of hip-hop.
Chip: Well, good for you.
Phil: Though I try to stay neutral in the whole east coast/west coast thang.
Chip: Next up we have a-
Phil: One quick thing. Shout out to my, uh, college buddy Ling, who built his own helicopter and is taking his first flight today. And, uh, I also wanna wish a happy anniversary to my in-laws Jay and Dede Pritchett. Your eternal love is an inspiration to us all.
Chip: Okay. That's enough. Next up, we have a homemaker from West Mifflin, Pennsylvania.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.
Quote from Javier
Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.
Quote from Haley
Gloria: Hola, Haley.
Haley: Hi, Gloria. Thanks for coming over.
Gloria: En espanol, por favor.
Haley: Uh, hola, Gloria. Gracias for coming over.
Gloria: No, the whole thing.
Haley: I don't know the whole thing. Why do I even need to learn Spanish? I live in California. I'm never gonna use it.