Phil Quote #524
Quote from Phil in Lifetime Supply
Dr. Sendroff: So how's the real estate market doing?
Phil: Well, interest rates are low, so it's a great time to be a buyer. But if you're a seller, you really have to-
Dr. Sendroff: Bend over?
Phil: True, but a quality property is still a quality-
Dr. Sendroff: No, no, no. I need you to bend over.
Phil: Oh. Right. Well, let's dim the lights, crank up the Norah Jones, and get this over with.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.
Quote from Javier
Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.
Quote from Haley
Gloria: Hola, Haley.
Haley: Hi, Gloria. Thanks for coming over.
Gloria: En espanol, por favor.
Haley: Uh, hola, Gloria. Gracias for coming over.
Gloria: No, the whole thing.
Haley: I don't know the whole thing. Why do I even need to learn Spanish? I live in California. I'm never gonna use it.