Phil Quote #523
Quote from Phil in Lifetime Supply
Dr. Sendroff: So how's the family?
Phil: Great. Kids are getting so big. Haley's about to go off-
Dr. Sendroff: You can stop holding your stomach in.
Phil: to college.
Dr. Sendroff: You still exercising?
Phil: Clearly. I look at Clint Eastwood or Chuck Norris and I think, there's no reason I can't stay tough like- Oh, tickles!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.
Quote from Javier
Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.
Quote from Haley
Gloria: Hola, Haley.
Haley: Hi, Gloria. Thanks for coming over.
Gloria: En espanol, por favor.
Haley: Uh, hola, Gloria. Gracias for coming over.
Gloria: No, the whole thing.
Haley: I don't know the whole thing. Why do I even need to learn Spanish? I live in California. I'm never gonna use it.