Mitchell Quote #250
Quote from Mitchell in Express Christmas
Salesman: I think I know what you're looking for, and we just got a shipment that might be perfect for you.
Alex: Okay, wow. Just because my uncle is clearly gay doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on a coatrack than have to deal with knuckle-draggers like you today of all days. December 16th.
Mitchell: Okay, first of all, amazing. Second of all-
Salesman: I was pointing to the truck. It's full of 8- foot douglas-firs. It's behind the pink tree.
Mitchell: Second of all, uh, we're- We're gonna go ahead and take, uh, this-this tree-
Alex: That one.
Mitchell: And we're going to tie it onto our car ourselves.
Salesman: You bet you will.
Lily: I have two daddies.
Mitchell: He gets it, Lily.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Express Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean, "at what"? I said "Luke."
Luke: I am looking.
Gloria: I know you are. Stay on the beams. Maybe it's here. [uncovers Barkley] Ay, dios mio! El diablo! It's back!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Uh, I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a "B" on my test. I studied. I read stuff. What was the point of all that?
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look where you're going!
Luke: To open more boxes. Oh, you said "look where you're going, " didn't you?
Gloria: Yes.
Luke: Every time you say "Luke, " I think you're saying "look."
Gloria: I don't hear the difference.
Luke: It's not that hard. One is my name.
Gloria: Juan is not your name! Stop kidding around and look, Luke! Ay, I get it. "Look" sounds like "Luke."
Luke: Yes. Thank God. I've been carrying that one around for three years.