Manny Quote #159

Quote from Manny in Express Christmas

Claire: What boyfriend?
Alex: Carl the cruise ship captain. It was in her holiday newsletter.
Claire: Oh, I can't read that whole thing.
Cameron: Yeah, after two pages about the bird she rescued.
Phil: And by the way, I don't think you can say you rescued something if it dies.
Cameron: It died?
Jay: She wrote a poem about it.
Manny: A little too free with the free verse for my taste, but fine, we'll call it a poem.

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 ‘Express Christmas’ Quotes

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean, "at what"? I said "Luke."
Luke: I am looking.
Gloria: I know you are. Stay on the beams. Maybe it's here. [uncovers Barkley] Ay, dios mio! El diablo! It's back!

Quote from Haley

Haley: Uh, I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a "B" on my test. I studied. I read stuff. What was the point of all that?

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Look where you're going!
Luke: To open more boxes. Oh, you said "look where you're going, " didn't you?
Gloria: Yes.
Luke: Every time you say "Luke, " I think you're saying "look."
Gloria: I don't hear the difference.
Luke: It's not that hard. One is my name.
Gloria: Juan is not your name! Stop kidding around and look, Luke! Ay, I get it. "Look" sounds like "Luke."
Luke: Yes. Thank God. I've been carrying that one around for three years.