Jay Quote #359
Quote from Jay in Punkin Chunkin
Manny: Oh, good. It's still in one piece. You hit those potholes pretty hard. It's like you didn't see 'em.
Jay: No, I saw 'em.
Manny: Can I be honest with you, Jay? I'm getting the sense that you're not the biggest fan of "Allegria"?
Jay: You got a name for it now? Great. All right. Cards on the table? This is not your best work. Now look, don't get me wrong. You're a talented kid. You're gonna be a big success in the world. But this this is a swing and a miss.
Manny: Well, but my mom said it was-
Jay: It's great, yeah, I know. But how did she say it?
Manny: What do you mean?
Jay: There's a big difference between "It's great," and "It's great." You hear that? "It's great," and "It's great."
Manny: All I hear is a bunch of people telling me I'm great.
Jay: And that's a problem, because a lot of times people will lie to you to protect your feelings, and that's not doing you any favors. You get a lot farther in life if you know what you're good at and what you're not. Now you can handle that, right?
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Cameron: So the fog was rolling in over the mountains like an ominous blanket as we readied the giant slingshot. You know, Lorna, the pastor's daughter, she was nervous because like I said, it was after curfew. She was a goody two-shoe. Only pastor's daughter I ever met that was. So we finally launch the pumpkin, and it sails through the air, goalpost to goalpost. Past the end zone, into the parking lot, through the open roof of Lorna's dad's car. I turn to Cody and I say, "Now what are the chances of that landing there?" He says, "Where?" And I say "The sunroof of a preacher man." [silence]
Mitchell: Wah-wah.
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Phil: You know what Kenneth told me? The secret to his success: His whole career, he's tried to emulate me. The only difference is, he hasn't had someone constantly telling him what not to do.
Claire: So the only reason we don't have a- a blimp tethered to our mailbox is because I'm always shooting down your great ideas?
Phil: Yeah.
Claire: Let's review the squelch pile, Phil. Let's see. The rice pudding franchise.
Phil: Works for all chewing abilities.
Claire: Adult tricycles.
Phil: Just try to fall off.
Claire: The aspirin gun.
Phil: Some people have a hard time swallowing!