Phil Quote #496
Andre: You know, me and my friends, we, uh, we built a tree house when I was a kid. We spent hours in that thing. Loved it.
Phil: Me, too.
Andre: You need any help?
Phil: Yes, a lot. But I-I don't wanna bother you.
Andre: Only thing that bothers me is that drunken Amish roof you got up there. Do you even have a level?
Phil: I did, but I might have gotten frustrated and thrown it into your yard.
Andre: Let me find it. I'll be right over.
Phil: Thanks. I'm Phil, by the way.
Andre: I'm Andre. Nice to meet you, Phil.
Phil: Nice to meet you, Andre.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Treehouse’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: No, don't go! I'm doing this for you!
Luke: Are you, dad? Are you?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The kid made me think with that one. Who was I really doing this for?
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Sometimes I just say, "Are you, dad? Are you?" because he gets real quiet and doesn't notice when I walk away.
Quote from Jay
Manny: What's up, big guy?
Jay: How hard is it to learn this salsa dancing stuff?
Manny: Not hard at all. It's about tapping into your emotion, your passion, and your inner fire.
Jay: Crap!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I stink at dancing. First dance at our wedding, Gloria was all graceful and gorgeous, and I was all big and clunky. Like that scene from "Beauty and the Beast." Actually, that was the song. Manny picked it. He didn't like me back then.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] If she were a hot guy, I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic. Like the Gift of the Vagi.