Claire Quote #221
Quote from Claire in Treehouse
Haley: What was that?
Claire: Hello, Haley. How was your day?
Haley: I have no money, no cell phone-
Claire: You're welcome.
Haley: What?!
Claire: I listened to you. I stopped coddling you, and look, you overcame an obstacle.
Haley: Oh! Yeah! I did! I grew up normal despite my crazy mom!
Claire: Well, that sounds like the beginning of a great essay. "Dear college..." Oh, honey, if you get stuck, let me know, and I'll make you sleep out in the yard.
Haley: You're psychotic!
Claire: Use spell check!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Treehouse’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: No, don't go! I'm doing this for you!
Luke: Are you, dad? Are you?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The kid made me think with that one. Who was I really doing this for?
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Sometimes I just say, "Are you, dad? Are you?" because he gets real quiet and doesn't notice when I walk away.
Quote from Jay
Manny: What's up, big guy?
Jay: How hard is it to learn this salsa dancing stuff?
Manny: Not hard at all. It's about tapping into your emotion, your passion, and your inner fire.
Jay: Crap!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I stink at dancing. First dance at our wedding, Gloria was all graceful and gorgeous, and I was all big and clunky. Like that scene from "Beauty and the Beast." Actually, that was the song. Manny picked it. He didn't like me back then.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] If she were a hot guy, I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic. Like the Gift of the Vagi.