Mitchell Quote #242
Quote from Mitchell in Treehouse
Mitchell: Dad, look, I- I know this is weird, but you and I are a lot alike. Yoe're self-conscious, okay? So, um, here. Just...
Jay: The hell is this?
Mitchell: It's just something that some people take at clubs to, you know, loosen up.
Jay: You take this?
Mitchell: A gay man who hates dancing lives in a sad and lonely little world. This just melts your inhibitions, and- And you can dance all night. Plus it gives you a raging-
Jay: I don't wanna- I don't like this at all.
Mitchell: Just hold on to it. Just in case.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Treehouse’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: No, don't go! I'm doing this for you!
Luke: Are you, dad? Are you?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The kid made me think with that one. Who was I really doing this for?
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Sometimes I just say, "Are you, dad? Are you?" because he gets real quiet and doesn't notice when I walk away.
Quote from Jay
Manny: What's up, big guy?
Jay: How hard is it to learn this salsa dancing stuff?
Manny: Not hard at all. It's about tapping into your emotion, your passion, and your inner fire.
Jay: Crap!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I stink at dancing. First dance at our wedding, Gloria was all graceful and gorgeous, and I was all big and clunky. Like that scene from "Beauty and the Beast." Actually, that was the song. Manny picked it. He didn't like me back then.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] If she were a hot guy, I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic. Like the Gift of the Vagi.