Cameron Quote #334

Quote from Cameron in Treehouse

Cameron: Mitchell, remember the girl I met last night?
Mitchell: How can I forget her? She's super famous for having the world's worst gay-dar.
Cameron: How could I be so cavalier with her emotions? You know, we had a real connection. She gave me her number, and right now she's probably sitting by the phone waiting for me to call.
Mitchell: Uh-huh.
Cameron: I don't think you understand how charmed she was by me.
Mitchell: Oh, my God. Where did you get all this self-confidence?
Cameron: I won cutest baby at the 1974 Jasper county fair. People at the time said I could go Gerber.

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 ‘Treehouse’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Phil: No, don't go! I'm doing this for you!
Luke: Are you, dad? Are you?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The kid made me think with that one. Who was I really doing this for?
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Sometimes I just say, "Are you, dad? Are you?" because he gets real quiet and doesn't notice when I walk away.

Quote from Jay

Manny: What's up, big guy?
Jay: How hard is it to learn this salsa dancing stuff?
Manny: Not hard at all. It's about tapping into your emotion, your passion, and your inner fire.
Jay: Crap!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I stink at dancing. First dance at our wedding, Gloria was all graceful and gorgeous, and I was all big and clunky. Like that scene from "Beauty and the Beast." Actually, that was the song. Manny picked it. He didn't like me back then.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] If she were a hot guy, I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic. Like the Gift of the Vagi.