Claire Quote #202
Quote from Claire in Door to Door
Alex: So then what happened?
Haley: Well, she didn't show up at school the next day, and I heard that she slept over at his dorm.
Alex: No way!
Haley: Mm-hmm. Seriously? Are you surprised? Do you not know Carly? Have you seen what she wears at school?
Claire: Girls, llLet's cool it on the gossip, okay? It's not right. I mean, Carly's got enough problems.
Alex: What do you mean?
Claire: Well, her mom can't get through soccer practice without a thermos of chardonnay and don't get me started on the dad.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Door to Door’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Jay is always telling me to "Write this down." I don't always catch everything he says. "Something, something, firm handshake." "Never take the first room they show you." Not sure who "they" is. And this one just says "Pancakes."
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, then I've succeeded as a dad. If he wants to go the wrong way on the escalator, I'm on board. If he wants to go into a restaurant and pretend we're Australian, then "G'day mate, toss a few shrimps on the barbie for me and my Joey. Yeah? Right? Nicole Kidman? Men at Work?"
Quote from Cameron
Gloria: Ay, Cam, thank you for helping me.
Cameron: Oh, it's my pleasure. [calling] Stella! Stella! Oh, my god.
Gloria: What? Do you see her?
Cameron: No. But I see myself in the role I was born to play. [shouting] Stella! Stella! [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Mitchell, you are not gonna believe this. I'm out helping Gloria look for her dog. I'm wearing an undershirt and I'm screaming "Stella," just like in "Streetcar."
Mitchell: You didn't clean the kitchen.
Cameron: Mitchell, I am an inadvertent Stanley Kowalski. How can you not be delighted by this?