Alex Quote #75
Quote from Alex in Dude Ranch
Alex: We need to talk.
Jimmy: What?
Alex: You stole my first kiss.
Jimmy: What are you talkin' about?
Alex: I had it all planned out. It was supposed to be special, someone with a high GPA and a bright future, not a Mario brother.
Jimmy: Fine. You know what? I don't even want your kiss. Here, you can have it back. [Jimmy kisses Alex again] There. Now we're even.
Alex: Well, keep it. I don't-- I don't want it anymore. [Alex kisses Jimmy] What am I doing?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Dude Ranch’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Claire: Hey, Dylan.
Dylan: Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
Claire: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Dylan: Oh. You want me to go home.
Claire: No, no. It's the- The opposite of that.
Dylan: I want you to go home?
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've been practicing like crazy, all my cowboy skills: shootin', ropin'. pancake eatin'. Why? Because sometimes I feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man.
[flashback:]
Phil: It's just that when you say, "Phil is my son-in-law," it sounds like you're saying, "Phyllis," comma, "my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Okay, who's your son-in-law?
Jay: Phil is.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] So we haven't told the family yet, but we've decided to adopt a baby boy.
Cameron: From America this time. You might say we're "buying domestic."
Mitchell: In private. You might say that in private.