Jay Quote #299
Quote from Jay in See You Next Fall
Jay: Don't look at me like that.
Gloria: I have to say that I am a little disappointed in you doing this thing.
Jay: Not me. I feel real good about it.
Gloria: How many times do I have to tell you that you don't have to look young for me?
Jay: I didn't do it for you.
Gloria: What is her name?
Jay: Stop. Most of the time I walk around, in my head, I'm 40. And I look in the mirror I say, "Who's that old man? And what's he doing in my bathroom?"
Gloria: Well, it's my bathroom too, and I like when the old guy is there. This is the face that I fell in love with. Not this face, this one.
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‘See You Next Fall’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Sorry, Alex, but you will thank me one day.
Alex: Please. You really think I don't have duplicates?
Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes. I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
Haley: Carniv- What?
Quote from Haley
Alex: People want to be challenged. They're gonna respect me for it.
Haley: No one's ever gonna talk to you again.
Alex: So what? Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike for what he believed in.
Haley: That's 'cause no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.
Quote from Alex
Alex: It's ironic that I stand up here representing my classmates when... they're so awesome. They should be up here themselves. But I'm up here and... I'm sayin' stuff... 'cause... everybody's got their stuff, whether you're popular or a drama geek, or a cheerleader or even a nerd like me. We all have our insecurities.
Cameron: Yes, we do.
Alex: We're all just trying to figure out who we are. I guess what I'm trying to say is... Don't stop believin'. Get this party started.