Jay Quote #288
Quote from Jay in Good Cop Bad Dog
Guillermo: Watch and be amazed. Stella here is being a bad doggy. Stella, let go! Bad dog! Bad dog! Bad dog. And what does a bad dog get? A bad-doggy treat.
Jay: You give her a treat for doing something bad?
Guillermo: A bad-doggy treat. When she is good, she gets the good-doggy treat.
Gloria: Brilliant! We're going to be rich!
Jay: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is the difference between a bad-doggy treat and the good-doggy treat?
Guillermo: Bacon. The bad-doggy treat is very bland.
Jay: But she seems like she likes it.
Guillermo: Wait till you see the good-doggy treat. Stella, sit. Now a good-doggy treat. [offers treat] Stella. She still full from the bad-doggy treat. But there you have it. The Good Doggy-Bad Doggy Training System! Welcome to the ground floor.
Jay: Actually, she's peeing on the ground floor.
Gloria: Quick! Quick! Give her a bad-doggy treat!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Good Cop Bad Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Guillermo: Good morning, Mr. Pritchett.
Jay: How ya doin', sport?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I didn't know who that was. I never do. At least once a month, I find a total stranger sitting in my kitchen. Gloria collects every kind of stray looking for work, money you name it. She's got a big heart. It's the one thing I'd like to change about her.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] See? You don't need all the conflict. Note to Claire. If you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids. They saved their parents' lives. You think they would've done that if they got yelled at all the time?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Sweet and sour chicken! Girls! Get back- Gotta fix that step. Girls!
Alex: Did he just yell? Drive!
Haley: I'm trying!
Phil: You girls get back here right now!
Alex: Pretend you don't hear him.
Phil: I know you can hear me!
Alex: Oh, my God! He's coming towards the car!
Haley: Oh, my God!
Phil: Stop this car!
Alex: We're sorry, Dad.
Haley: We couldn't hear you!
Phil: No more lies! You poked the bear, girls! You poked him!