Mitchell Quote #191
Quote from Mitchell in Good Cop Bad Dog
Mitchell: So, uh, Cam, you know, I hate to bring this up but what are we gonna do about that concert?
Cameron: What do you mean?
Mitchell: Well, we were both looking forward to going. You were looking forward to going. I was really looking forward to going. And I I hate to see those tickets go to waste.
Cameron: I know, I know.
Mitchell: But what are our options? [Cam coughs] We could both go to the concert but that's not gonna happen. Uh, or we could sell the tickets online. Oh, but there's that Craigslist killer. Oh, what to do? What to do? What to do? What to do? What are the options other options?
Cameron: Mitchell, are you hinting that you want to go to that concert without me?
Mitchell: What? No. No. Not in a million years, but that's very sweet of you to offer.
Cameron: I didn't offer.
Mitchell: Oh, really? 'Cause that just seems like something that you would say. "You go. I'll be fine. You spent all the money on the tickets and I'm just gonna lie in bed anyways." That's classic Cam.
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