Phil Quote #408
Quote from Phil in Good Cop Bad Dog
Claire: Phil. You sold me out behind my back.
Phil: No! It's just that sometimes you can get a little intense. I feel like I need to swoop in to let the kids know they're still loved.
Claire: I could kick you.
Phil: Honey, these are just the parts that we're playing. Am I wrong, or has it been working? I feel like it's been working.
Claire: I am tired of being the bad cop. You need to discipline them sometime and let me swoop in with all the love.
Phil: Shouldn't we stick with the stuff we're good at?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Good Cop Bad Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Guillermo: Good morning, Mr. Pritchett.
Jay: How ya doin', sport?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I didn't know who that was. I never do. At least once a month, I find a total stranger sitting in my kitchen. Gloria collects every kind of stray looking for work, money you name it. She's got a big heart. It's the one thing I'd like to change about her.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] See? You don't need all the conflict. Note to Claire. If you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids. They saved their parents' lives. You think they would've done that if they got yelled at all the time?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Sweet and sour chicken! Girls! Get back- Gotta fix that step. Girls!
Alex: Did he just yell? Drive!
Haley: I'm trying!
Phil: You girls get back here right now!
Alex: Pretend you don't hear him.
Phil: I know you can hear me!
Alex: Oh, my God! He's coming towards the car!
Haley: Oh, my God!
Phil: Stop this car!
Alex: We're sorry, Dad.
Haley: We couldn't hear you!
Phil: No more lies! You poked the bear, girls! You poked him!