Cameron Quote #289

Quote from Cameron in Mother's Day

Jen: We should do play group on weekends more often. It's nice to have the husbands around to help, right?
Cameron: Oh, yeah, because that makes all the sense in the world you as the husband.
Mitchell: That's not what she meant.
Cameron: Look at us. I could snap you like a twig.
Mitchell: Okay, every once in a while, you say that thing about the twig and I need you to know that it bothers me.

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 ‘Mother's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] There's nothing gays hate more than when people...
Both: Treat us like women.
Cameron: We're not. We don't want to go to your baby shower. We don't have a time of the month. We don't love pink.
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cameron: No, pink loves me.

Quote from Jay

Jay: What the hell are those?
Phil: Onion goggles. No more tears when I cook. Welcome to the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] Jay teared up in front of me. He'd never shown me that kind of vulnerability, and it embarrassed him. I'd shamed the proud lion. Only thing to do, hug the proud lion. Oh, I could get bit. I could get scratched. But you know what's inside every lion? A pussycat.