Mitchell Quote #183

Quote from Mitchell in Mother's Day

Mitchell: [aside to camera] Honestly, I'm a little offended that he accused me of that. I'm actually very sensitive to that issue. Like I would ever treat my partner as a woman.
[montage:]
Claire: I Somebody got new curtains.
Mitchell: Well, Mrs. Pritchett loves to shop.
[cut]
Mitchell: Oh! We're never gonna be done by 6:00. I better call home. The wife's not gonna like this.
[back:]
Mitchell: Sometimes I think he just wants to be mad at me.

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 ‘Mother's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] There's nothing gays hate more than when people...
Both: Treat us like women.
Cameron: We're not. We don't want to go to your baby shower. We don't have a time of the month. We don't love pink.
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cameron: No, pink loves me.

Quote from Jay

Jay: What the hell are those?
Phil: Onion goggles. No more tears when I cook. Welcome to the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] Jay teared up in front of me. He'd never shown me that kind of vulnerability, and it embarrassed him. I'd shamed the proud lion. Only thing to do, hug the proud lion. Oh, I could get bit. I could get scratched. But you know what's inside every lion? A pussycat.