Jay Quote #277
Quote from Jay in Someone to Watch Over Lily
Jay: Knock it off, Manny. We both know you could get up that wall. Now, why are you trying to get out of this trip?
Manny: I'm not. I'm excited to go.
Jay: Manny.
Manny: Okay. I have some concerns about the shower situation.
Jay: Oh. Because?
Manny: Well, I'm pretty much at my target weight.
Jay: That's good.
Manny: But the thing is, I haven't quite reached my target height.
Jay: Got it. First of all, you don't have to go. I'll write you a note. We'll plan on doing something fun this weekend.
Manny: Really?
Jay: You bet.
Manny: And you're not mad at me?
Jay: Look, if you were a different kid, I'd give you the speech. You know, "We all have insecurities. You've gotta be brave here." But let's face it. You're already about the bravest kid I know.
Manny: I am?
Jay: Come on. You wear blazers to school. You play the pan flute. You- You read poetry to girls. I couldn't even talk to girls when I was your age. Shower thing's nothing compared to all that. But whatever you decide, I'm behind you. [Manny reaches for the radio] No. I got that set up just right. I told you about that before.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Someone to Watch Over Lily’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: But all the girls at work love it when I bring Luke by. Especially that receptionist Heather. Right, buddy?
Luke: She smells amazing.
Claire: Well, honey, you're gonna have to smell Daddy's receptionist some other time.
Luke: Like peaches.
Alex: If you're both going out, who's taking me to cello?
Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet Je-
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.
Claire: She did.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] So Cam and I have been revising our will to specify who should take care of Lily if, God forbid, something happened to us.
Cameron: God forbid.
Mitchell: I said God for- So we've been dropping by unannounced to, you know, casually assess our candidates.
Cameron: Not all of our candidates.
Mitchell: No, that's true. We did not drop by Missourah.
Cameron: It's Missouri. No one from Missouri would say "Missourah."
Mitchell: I'm so sorrah.
Quote from Luke
Dr. Klausner: Luke, I'm gonna talk to your mom and dad for a minute, okay?
Luke: Okay. She's, like, the best doctor ever. A couple of puzzles, no shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. Found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there, buddy.