Cameron Quote #282

Quote from Cameron in Someone to Watch Over Lily

Jay: Damn it, Manny! Move it! Go!
Manny: It's scary.
Jay: You're two feet off the ground. I've seen vines climb walls faster than that. Move your butt.
Cameron: Oh, there's your esteem-building parent right there. Wait, wait. I think I hear future Lily sending us a message from her stripper pole. "Thanks, gay dead dads. This dance is for you."

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 ‘Someone to Watch Over Lily’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Phil: But all the girls at work love it when I bring Luke by. Especially that receptionist Heather. Right, buddy?
Luke: She smells amazing.
Claire: Well, honey, you're gonna have to smell Daddy's receptionist some other time.
Luke: Like peaches.
Alex: If you're both going out, who's taking me to cello?
Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet Je-
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.
Claire: She did.

Quote from Cameron

Mitchell: [aside to camera] So Cam and I have been revising our will to specify who should take care of Lily if, God forbid, something happened to us.
Cameron: God forbid.
Mitchell: I said God for- So we've been dropping by unannounced to, you know, casually assess our candidates.
Cameron: Not all of our candidates.
Mitchell: No, that's true. We did not drop by Missourah.
Cameron: It's Missouri. No one from Missouri would say "Missourah."
Mitchell: I'm so sorrah.

Quote from Luke

Dr. Klausner: Luke, I'm gonna talk to your mom and dad for a minute, okay?
Luke: Okay. She's, like, the best doctor ever. A couple of puzzles, no shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. Found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there, buddy.