Jay Quote #271
Quote from Jay in The Musical Man
Jay: Donnie, I'm trying to talk to you.
Donnie: Why? Why?
Jay: 'Cause that's what people do. Talk about things, like their lives.
Donnie: Ah, Irene opened her big trap. Look, I'm fine. It's not like I'm gonna die.
Jay: What?
Donnie: Yeah, they caught it early. I took the treatment. I'm clear for now. Come on, it's your shot.
Jay: Caught what early? Donnie, are you talking about [whispers] cancer?
Donnie: You don't have to whisper. I know I got it. You just get your prostate checked. By a doctor, not some guy you met on the Internet.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Musical Man’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, I had no idea. I had no idea I was surrounded by a bunch of quitters. This production was a joke until I introduced these children to the musical theater greats Bernstein, Sondheim. Years from now, some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheimized them.
Mitchell: Ooh, I don't think that's a good way of saying... Okay.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Do you think that the kids are gonna be able to learn it by tonight? Maybe you should stick with something they already know.
Cameron: I knew this would happen! Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?
Mitchell: I do not.
Cameron: You do it all the time. And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams! I heard it as soon as I said it. Just leave it alone.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I never do this with celebrities but are you by any chance the foxy mom in the new Horizon Realty ad?
Claire: Am I gonna regret doing that?
Phil: Did the Marlboro Man have any regrets?