Jay Quote #270
Quote from Jay in The Musical Man
Gloria: How could you not know that your own brother had a granddaughter?
Jay: I probably knew.
Gloria: How can you forget when he's family? I have 29 cousins, and I know them all. Rosa Marina, Gloria Maria, Veronica, Mariana, Jose, Vicente...
Jay: Okay, okay, okay. What's your point?
Gloria: You do the chair, you do the fighting but you don't know each other. It's sad.
Jay: Look, I may not talk to my brother the way you talk to your sisters but believe me, we're close in our own way.
Gloria: When was the last time that you saw him?
Jay: That's not easy 'cause he lives up... I don't know. See, I wanna say Buffalo.
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, I had no idea. I had no idea I was surrounded by a bunch of quitters. This production was a joke until I introduced these children to the musical theater greats Bernstein, Sondheim. Years from now, some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheimized them.
Mitchell: Ooh, I don't think that's a good way of saying... Okay.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Do you think that the kids are gonna be able to learn it by tonight? Maybe you should stick with something they already know.
Cameron: I knew this would happen! Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?
Mitchell: I do not.
Cameron: You do it all the time. And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams! I heard it as soon as I said it. Just leave it alone.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I never do this with celebrities but are you by any chance the foxy mom in the new Horizon Realty ad?
Claire: Am I gonna regret doing that?
Phil: Did the Marlboro Man have any regrets?