Jay Quote #263
Quote from Jay in Boys' Night
Jay: [on the phone] Holy crap! That friend of yours, that Pepper he's on his way over here. Why?
Mitchell: Well, you made a date with him last night. Don't you remember?
Jay: I think I would remember if I made a date with a guy!
[flashback:]
Pepper: I'm telling you, I know a guy in Palm Springs who has every single vintage record known to man. I'm driving out there tomorrow. Come with me!
Jay: It's a date!
Pepper: Yay!
[back:]
Jay: I was drunk! I'm not going shopping with Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
Mitchell: Okay, Dad. Well, I'm feeling really good about our relationship and I wanna hold onto that for a little while longer. So I'm gonna go ahead and hang up with you. Give Pepper a big kiss for me.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Boys' Night’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] When I was 12 years old, my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do... dancing to Madonna's "Lucky Star." And from that moment on, there's always been a part of me that I've kept from him. And yet here he was laughing with my friends. And I don't know... maybe the problem was me.
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: John Schneider was the one.
Mitchell: John Schneider from Dukes of Hazzard?
Cameron: That was your first crush?
Longinus: Oh, my God, yes. Bo Duke. Delicious.
Pepper: He was a redneck who drove a car called the General Lee with a giant Confederate flag on it. That wasn't a turn off for you?
Longinus: Look, I know he was all kinds of wrong, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
Quote from Longinus
Crispin: Mitchell was just about to tell us who his first boy crush was.
Mitchell: No, I wasn't.
Pepper: Let me bring you up to speed. Crispin's was Joey Mclntyre whoever that is. Longinus said John Schneider.
Jay: Your name is Longinus?
Longinus: I know. I never stood a chance.