Mitchell Quote #172
Quote from Mitchell in Boys' Night
Mitchell: Okay. Okay. Back to me. Back to me. Back to me. So I had just seen St. Elmo's Fire.
Cameron: Oh, Mitchell, look. It's your father.
Pepper: Oh, that's your father? He's cute.
Mitchell: Okay. Can you please turn it off for one second?
Longinus: Oh, he's all alone. Invite him over.
Mitchell: Yeah, that's not something we're gonna do.
Crispin: Relax. Your dad knows you're gay.
Mitchell: He doesn't know I'm this gay.
Pepper: Excuse us?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Boys' Night’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] When I was 12 years old, my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do... dancing to Madonna's "Lucky Star." And from that moment on, there's always been a part of me that I've kept from him. And yet here he was laughing with my friends. And I don't know... maybe the problem was me.
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: John Schneider was the one.
Mitchell: John Schneider from Dukes of Hazzard?
Cameron: That was your first crush?
Longinus: Oh, my God, yes. Bo Duke. Delicious.
Pepper: He was a redneck who drove a car called the General Lee with a giant Confederate flag on it. That wasn't a turn off for you?
Longinus: Look, I know he was all kinds of wrong, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
Quote from Longinus
Crispin: Mitchell was just about to tell us who his first boy crush was.
Mitchell: No, I wasn't.
Pepper: Let me bring you up to speed. Crispin's was Joey Mclntyre whoever that is. Longinus said John Schneider.
Jay: Your name is Longinus?
Longinus: I know. I never stood a chance.