Gloria Quote #145
Quote from Gloria in Two Monkeys and a Panda
Winnie: Well, it's just that there's a good chance you'll be moving in long before she would. Our concern is, your wife remarries and she wants to be laid to rest with her new husband. So she sells this spot to the highest bidder.
Ed: And we're left lying next to a complete stranger without even so much as a formal "how do you do?"
Jay: Gloria, tell them you're in.
Gloria: I don't know, Jay. I think they have a very good point. And they're not crazy at all.
Jay: What do you mean they have a good point?
Gloria: I don't think this is going to work. Good luck getting someone into your drawers.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Two Monkeys and a Panda’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] More than anything I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other's hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Now, Mom, that's my favorite sweater. I just got it.
Claire: You know what you girls need to learn to do? You need to learn to share. Because that's what sisters do. All right, Haley, nothing's gonna happen to your sweater. Right, Alex? Hmm?
Haley: Okay, fine. Then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy T-shirt the one with the guy from Back to the Future on it.
Alex: That's Albert Einstein. And it is not nerdy.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I went to a funeral last Saturday and it got me thinking about where Gloria and I were gonna end up after we die.
Gloria: Yeah, it's been a fun week.
Jay: I don't like loose ends. So I made a few calls. I found these people selling a couple of primo plots in the best cemetery in town. Not that I'm gonna go there anytime soon.
Gloria: Don't be so sure. With all that bacon that he eats.
Jay: Well, I gotta give my cholesterol pills something to do.