Phil Quote #370
Quote from Phil in Two Monkeys and a Panda
Claire: So somewhere between dropping off Alex at orchestra and picking up Luke from practice oh, and burning a bunch of DVDs of the talent show I'm gonna what, pop in for a quick salt scrub?
Phil: I thought Cheryl was doing the DVDs.
Claire: She's supposed to, but somehow she's got me doing it.
Phil: Here's what you do. You say, "Cheryl, no can do today. Need a little me time."
Claire: Have you met Cheryl? That'll be my new nickname. I'll be Claire "Me Time" Dunphy. It's not worth the headache.
Phil: Just say you're sick.
Claire: Then I'll run into her and it'll be a whole thing.
Phil: If that happens, say you were on your way to the pharmacy.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Two Monkeys and a Panda’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] More than anything I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other's hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Now, Mom, that's my favorite sweater. I just got it.
Claire: You know what you girls need to learn to do? You need to learn to share. Because that's what sisters do. All right, Haley, nothing's gonna happen to your sweater. Right, Alex? Hmm?
Haley: Okay, fine. Then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy T-shirt the one with the guy from Back to the Future on it.
Alex: That's Albert Einstein. And it is not nerdy.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I went to a funeral last Saturday and it got me thinking about where Gloria and I were gonna end up after we die.
Gloria: Yeah, it's been a fun week.
Jay: I don't like loose ends. So I made a few calls. I found these people selling a couple of primo plots in the best cemetery in town. Not that I'm gonna go there anytime soon.
Gloria: Don't be so sure. With all that bacon that he eats.
Jay: Well, I gotta give my cholesterol pills something to do.