Phil Quote #365
Quote from Phil in Regrets Only
Phil: Well, this is nice. Me, my gals and my beautiful, beautiful wife. Just so you know, I rescheduled with Carla. I penciled her in for the 12th of never.
Claire: That's too bad. I was kind of looking forward to hearing about that one.
Phil: Oh. By the way no one called for you while you were out.
Claire: Thank you.
Phil: I just wanna make sure you get any messages from any friends that might call, which none of them did.
Alex: Isn't it weird that Haley's the only one here not wearing a name tag?
Phil: If your mother had a name tag, it would say "Good Driver."
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Quote from Manny
Jay: [singing] Oh, Danny boy The pipes The pipes are calling From glen to glen And down the mountainside The summer's gone And all the roses-
Manny: You keep this up, and this won't be the last plug I pull.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: That's it! How is she supposed to see this? If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: That's it! You insult a woman's driving and you use the air bunnies. You do that to me and I kill you.