Jay Quote #248
Quote from Jay in Regrets Only
Jay: You two seemed fine this morning.
Claire: Well, we were because we talked about it. Which, by the way, if you want this whole karaoke thing with Gloria to go away, that's what you need to do.
Jay: That's easier said than done.
Claire: Oh, since when do you shy away from confrontation? Mr. Tough Talk. Mr. Straight Shooter. Gettin' a little soft, Grandpa?
Jay: You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Regrets Only’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Jay: [singing] Oh, Danny boy The pipes The pipes are calling From glen to glen And down the mountainside The summer's gone And all the roses-
Manny: You keep this up, and this won't be the last plug I pull.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: That's it! How is she supposed to see this? If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: That's it! You insult a woman's driving and you use the air bunnies. You do that to me and I kill you.