Phil Quote #361
Quote from Phil in Regrets Only
Gloria: Jay, come on. I wanna go home because you said you were going to film me doing the karaoke so I can send it to Colombia to my mother.
Phil: Claire, um, about the mall I was actually gonna run out and get my haircut this afternoon.
Jay: Well, hang on here. Why don't I run Claire down to the mall and you give Phil a haircut? You're always talking about how you miss working at the salon.
Gloria: I guess I could. I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You- You can do me.
Gloria: Okay. Let's get this party started. You know that song? # Let's #
Jay: Hey, let's go! Let's go! Wastin' time.
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